You think you have seen it all?

'I am a little teapot... short and red...'

'Wo, where am I?'

It's a good thing that sometimes we do not follow the road rules...

oooorrr...

When you do figure out how to cycle this, do teach me... hmmmm...

I like this pic! So adorable! I wish I was still that size... that fat cat looks like a comfortable pillow...

See how we as human can work around things...

'Where are you little mousey...???'

Kodak Moments

They are really the ugliest moments of your life.. Trust me, you really won't want your kodak shots to be publicize... hmmm...

Some wise principles... heh heh heh (Quite true though)

Children in the front seat of a car can cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat of a car can cause children.

If you cannot lend a hand, then be a nuisance! Either way, the most important thing is to take part!

If you believe that the quickest way to a man’s heart is the stomach, know that you are aiming a little too high!

If you can laugh when everything is going horribly wrong, that means that you have found somebody to blame!

Women are like swimming pools: they cost a great deal of money to maintain, considering the time that you spend inside!

Never drink while driving. You could spill your beer!

Some bosses are like clouds: the minute they disappear, the day suddenly gets brighter!

Women marry because they believe that he will change one day. Men marry because they believe that she will never change. Both are mistaken!

Your future depends on your dreams. Don’t waste any time, go to bed NOW!

Disappearing car door!!

Quite amazing with this invention...

Saturday classes- Trying out the photo booth using the Apples' comp

Wow! Amazing man the camera...
Hmmmm... Let me try...

Focus focus...

Okies... bored le... take a closing pic with my classmate ling...

The Man of 100 Voices

Wow!! This is damn amazing! How did he do that??! Super talented man!
My mouth was kept opened through out the video man!

New Staff- Baby Wipes advertisment

Newly packed my desk!

Had nothing to do at work, and hence decided to pack my desk finally in 1 yr! Lots of dust and dirt... hee hee...Whooo!

Farewell for two of my fav finance colleagues...SOB!

Bought this flat rabbit for him... The best part is that don't you think he looks like the rabbit!?? haha... Rushed to draw these two cards out yesterday, but end up only gave them today... (chey)

From the whole department.

Tryin' to draw the animation..

Just sketching for fun... haha...

gaki no tsukai english lesson

Japanese 'if you smile I'll beat your butt' video.
Damn funny!! You will sure laugh!

USAVICH vol.1 to vol. 24

Vol.1- Vol.5


Vol.6- Vol.10

Vol.11- Vol.15


Vol.16- Vol.20

Vol.21- Vol.22

Vol.23

Vol. 24

Tickle Me Elmo...or.... should I say TICKLE ME EMO!! AHhhh...!

Coffee Prince- Goodbye

I really love this song alot.. very touching.. and i also love the harmonies...

Goodbye Lyrics (Singer: The Melody)
Source: www.melon.com

Oh I love you, endless time
I lose my mind, because of you
Oh I want to kill myself
You are the only love, in my life
The only thing there is night
My love you are every breath that I take oh I love you
If you go say good bye
But you know this, I will always love you
Bye bye if you go, say goodbye
But you know this, I will always love you

어떤 말도 하기 힘들 때
otton maldo hagi himdul ttae
또 그대가 보고 싶을 때
ddo kudae-ga pugo shipul ttae
아무런 말도
amuron maldo
아무런 행동도
amuron haeng-dongdo
무엇도 난 할 수 없잖아
mu-otdo nan hal su optjanha

(Translation: When it’s hard to say anything
And when I want to see you
Can’t say anything, can’t do anything
I can’t do anything at all)

Everyday every night
Every single day I want you
Please don’t leave me alone
Don’t leave me alone
I want you, I need you, love you
I’m gonna take you
If you go say good bye
But you know this, I will always love you
Bye bye if u go, say good bye
But you know this, I will always love you
Oh I want to kill myself
I am just singing
I love you

Spongebob vs This is Why I'm HOT!

Sand Art (Love)

Mini Cooper toy models

Just bought these mini cooper toy car models yesterday... heee... bought all the colours they had in the store at Harbourfront Centre.

Bill Gates' Last Days - CES 2008 (HQ/Sound Fixed)

Bill Gates' last day at microsoft.

Broken (english version)

This is one of my first songs that i've composed.

Japanese Human Art competition

Damn interesting!

Talk Talk advertisement (Human Art)

The Original Human SPACE INVADERS Performance

Don't Touch My Car!!

Japan Bear

This is damn cute and funny!!!

Look at how the bears in Japan asks for food... They will do anything for food....

The Original Human TETRIS Performance by Guillaume Reymond

TETRIS played by real human-beings sitting in an auditorium.
Damn funny lo..

What should I do to marry a rich guy?

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste.
I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask:
What should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here’s a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me.

signed, J.P. Morgan

IQ Test

There is a very very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:

King Kong, Ape, Orang utan, Monkey pass by. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana.
Who do you guess will win?


Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer
within 30 seconds


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If your answer is ....

Orang utan = dull/stupid
Ape = foolish
Monkey = idiot
King Kong = stupid

Why ?????

Coconut tree, where got banana.........??
It ' s....obviously you ' re stressed by ur work..

Night out after work

Brought my girl friend, Ling, to my hairstylist, Kelly, today at Hair Inn.

See what she did to the hair... It is amazing!! So nice! Make me feel like also curling my hair...

Damn nice right! The best thing is that it is natural!

Anyways... went shopping after that... hee.. wad else man???!